It seems impossible that I would even have to make such a remark, but it's true. Video games used to be so much fun!
And what would a classic video game be without Engrish?
I'm too young to have experienced the 90s heyday of games, but that doesn't mean I didn't grow up with some awesome fucking games myself!
So, what happened to gaming? Why does it suck so hard now?
Maybe this image will help you understand:
What the fuck happened here? All the color and warmth is gone, replaced with dull, "realistic" blandness. Reminds me of the Special Edition of The Killing Joke that took out all of the wacky psychedelic colors and replaced them with "serious" grays and blues.
Battle for Bikini Bottom was one of my favorite games as a kid, but then they "remastered" it and added stupid meme shit to it. HEY, 'MEMBER THAT EPISODE WITH HANDSOME SQUIDWARD???? OOOOOOOH, I 'MEMBER!
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