Cold Open: Iraqi Press Conference
Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel brief the press.
• Hegseth AGAIN. Jesus Christ, give it a rest!!!! It’s not funny and it never will be!!!
• Yay, another pointless cameo!!! This time, it’s Aziz Ansari trying to salvage his career as Kash Patel. Hey, remember when you guys fired the only Arab on your show? That was awesome. Maybe if you hadn’t gotten rid of him, you wouldn’t have had to call up a MeToo victim to play this guy.
• Unsurprisingly, Ansari does not fit the part at all and is only making things worse.
• In case you didn’t laugh at Ansari this time, don’t worry! He’ll be back in the next two episodes as well!
Monologue
