Cold Open: Epstein’s Ghost
Trump gets some advice from the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein.
• Another appearance from Jeremy as the Vice President. I don’t like how he’s starting to get typecast as crazy Republican people.
• And now we get a rip-off of that Christmas Carol sketch from the very first episode I reviewed, this time with Will as Jeffrey Epstein.
• It seems Will has a thing for playing strangely likable versions of horrible people (the Unabomber, Janet Reno, Fidel Castro, etc.). That said, I don’t know if he’ll be able to save this.
• I love Epstein’s “Wink!” after he says he killed himself.
• More lame pedophilia “jokes” with the two of them. I bet SNL is mad at themselves for not making fun of Epstein while he was still alive, so they’re using all of their stock pedo jokes now to make up for it.
• I did laugh at Epstein’s lame “hanging” joke.
• The ELEVENTH frickin’ appearance of Colin as Pete Hegseth, ten of which from this season alone!!!! Also, Aziz Ansari is there again, but who cares about him?
Monologue
Chad Smith impersonates Will for some reason. Also, Paul McCartney is there.
• Random appearance from Chad Smith of the Red Hot Chili Peppers in disguise as Will. You can hear the audience react with confusion at first, which turn into cheers and laughter once they realize who it is.
• Chad is surprisingly good for a non-actor, and I love his interplay with the real Will.
• Great line from Will about how he received mouth-to-mouth from Lorne.
• I love how even after Chad has left, Will is still angry that he “ruined” the monologue.
• I laughed at the audience going “ohhhhh” when Will says he’s too angry to do the show.
• Will: “I’ll just do what the host does when they don’t have any ideas. So, I’ll take questions from the audience.” Is Will a reader of this blog?
• HUGE applause when Paul McCartney is seen in the audience.
• Who’s the Taran Killam-esque dude next to Paul?
• While extremely corny, I laughed at Paul telling Will to “get back behind the drums where you belong”.
• Was it necessary for the audience to cheer at every single one of Paul’s songs that gets namedropped?
• The song-naming gag is going on way too long. Even Paul looks pretty bored.
• Despite a shaky ending, this was a pretty creative monologue for the most part.
Sketch: Post-Op
A guy wakes up to learn that his penis was removed during surgery.
• I think we were all hoping for a sketch where Will and Ashley interact with each other.
• Aaaaaaand we get the lame reveal that Mikey’s penis has been removed.
• Stop explaining the jokes!
• Great, now Mikey’s cracking up. Can you please leave already?
Saturday Night Live Midnight Matinee: Bobbin’s Sacrifice
Bobbin the halfling sacrifices himself to save the kingdom.
• Whoa, now I’m in trouble. I have never read or seen any Lord Of The Rings media, and this is clearly a parody of the franchise. Still, I’ll give this a chance, especially since Dan Bulla is involved.
• As usual with Dan Bulla’s fantasy pieces (such as the Tiny Horse sequel and that bug people film from a couple weeks ago), the costumes and set design are breathtaking.
• I had to laugh at the reveal of Will playing a very short guy.
• The song Will’s singing is actually pretty good, especially when he reveals that he’s switching sides.
• Wait, the guy with the brown beard was JAJ this whole time? It didn’t even look like him at all, but then he started singing and I knew it had to be him!
• Not a fan of the people commenting on everything.
• Great twist with Will giving his invincibility necklace to an Orc, only for the Orc to immediately cut Will’s head off.
• And we end on Will winking at the camera while his head is impaled on a spear! What a perfectly Will Ferrell-esque way to conclude things.
• The Dan Bulla card at the end now has one of the bug people in place of Tiny Horse.
Sketch: Cast List
Mr. Koenig continues to insult his students.
• This is a sequel to a popular sketch that got cut from Will’s last episode. I’ve never seen that sketch, unfortunately, so let me go fix that right now…
• Hi, I’m back! That was pretty good! Now, let’s see how the sequel goes.
• Right away, you can see how much the cast has changed since the first one, as the only student left who is in both sketches is Mikey.
• Will’s character is still pretty funny, but it feels like a lot of his lines are cheap rewrites of what we had before.
• Will: “I still contend that doing The Color Purple with an all-white cast was brave.”
• I love Will’s insensitive hint as to who he’s going to pick first (he says it’s a “wheelie, wheelie” hard decision, and then we cut to a student in a wheelchair).
• They’re even copying Will spying on his students from last time, except that instead of spying on them from behind a theater mask, he does it from behind a Wicked poster, because corporate synergy is awesome! His face is also completely visible this time, whereas we only saw his eyes before.
• I like the running gag about Jeremy having “starred” in a Honey Nut Cheerios commercial.
• They also copy the detail with one of the students being Christian and thus being adverse to certain roles.
• Did Mikey really have to sing the exact same Aladdin song as he did before?
• Will: “To quote the great William Shakespeare, ‘Sluts with teats put butts in seats’.”
• Kenan for some reason gets applause just for playing the same character as last time. Did they think he was a special cameo or something?
• Now we get Molly Shannon for no reason. I mean, it’s great to see her again, but this sketch is already too long.
• Am I the only one who thought that Molly feeling up Tommy’s crotch was kind of creepy?
• While I certainly got a lot of laughs here, this was just a pale copy of the first installment.
Musical Performance: “Days We Left Behind”
Weekend Update (featuring Mr. On Blast)
• Thank God we’ve reached the final Update of the season.
• The child labor “jokes” from Che are getting really old.
• Good to see Jeremy’s “On Blast” character again.
• I love how he reuses the “P.U.” punchline only thirty seconds or so after first using it.
• The only thing hurting this for me is, surprise surprise, Colin’s endless and unnecessary commentary on everything. Just shut up!!!!
• I actually liked Colin referring to Mr. On Blast as a “lesbian Bruno Mars”, but this is then ruined by a gratuitous fart noise for no apparent reason.
• Great dance routine at the end with Jeremy and the “Blast Boys”.
• When I first saw this, I hadn’t seen the original On Blast commentary, so it left me feeling a little baffled. But now that I’m more familiar with the character, I can honestly say that this was better than the first one!
• Pretty good slam at Drew Carey.
• Please stop with the “Stevie Wonder is blind” jokes. It’s just not funny anymore.
• Again with the Joke Swap? This is gonna suck…
• The first joke is about an autistic Barbie doll…I hate this already.
• Now Che is resorting to jokes about how black people allegedly have huge dicks, a joke that Chris Rock did much better back in 1991.
• Just to punish me even more, they’re telling some horrible Michael Jackson jokes.
• Weird bit at the end where this guy comes out to give Colin a haircut. What is the point?
• Definitely the worst Joke Swap ever. They should really think about retiring this stale format.
Sketch: Mechanics
Wacky mechanics spout gibberish.
• Just like the auctioneer sketch from last week, we get a weird intro telling us the name of the sketch.
• As someone who’s never owned a car or learned how to drive, I don’t feel like I can identify with this sketch.
• Ugh, yet another “wacky” Hispanic character from Marcello. Is it okay for me to start calling him “Latino Stepin Fetchit”?
• This is now degenerating into Will and Marcello making sexual noises.
• Not even the inexplicable involvement of Paul McCartney is saving this.
• This was, no joke, one of the worst sketches I’ve ever seen.
Musical Performance: “Band on the Run”
Sketch: The Nudemans
A family that always dresses in revealing outfits.
• Andrew’s lame banter with his girlfriend at the beginning was pretty funny.
• Oh my God at the reveal of Will’s skimpy outfit.
• Why are we rehashing that awful “Rudemans” sketch from the Amy Poehler episode? That was bad enough, but at least it didn’t involve seeing anyone’s ass!
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