Sketch: Close Encounters
Mrs. Rafferty relates her latest encounter with those Goddamn aliens.
• Are you fucking kidding me??? Why is this back again? They gave it a proper conclusion almost THREE YEARS AGO!!!!
• Hey, Aidy’s lost some weight!
• At least Woody Harrelson is a perfect fit for this sketch. I actually laughed at his character’s first line questioning why it’s called The Pentagon when it “only” has five sides.
• *sigh* Kate’s character is going through all of her usual tired routines. Thankfully, there’s no Ryan Gosling for her to crack up this time.
• Woody and Pedro’s characters are giving me my only laughs.
• Oh, wow, Mrs. Rafferty just got between someone’s legs! What a hilarious and unexpected twist!!! Barf!
• How is this only the first time Meryl Streep has ever appeared on SNL? And it has to be in THIS??? What a fucking waste of her talents.
Film: The Stagehand
Laraine Newman returns to Studio 8H, where she meets a familiar face working there as a stagehand.
• Sweet, a Laraine Newman showcase! I’ve always been more familiar with her from providing “additional voices” in so many animated films.
• Seeing her interacting with Mikey is kind of sweet, considering that they’re both Groundlings alumni.
• Chad is back, bros!!! Despite dying on Mars in Season 46, he’s somehow been resurrected as an employee at SNL!
• The interplay between these two is hilarious!
• Laraine: “Could you do me a favor?” Chad: “Heh, do me.” I hate that I laughed at that.
• This part with Chad screwing things up and saying “My bad.” has no right to be as funny as it is. I also love how it’s the exact same recording each time he says it.
• After Laraine’s heartwarming speech about all the memories she’s had, I LOVE how Chad’s favorite memory is something we saw only a minute ago!
Musical Performance: “50 Years” by Adam Sandler
• As if things couldn’t get any more special, now we have a Jack Nicholson cameo!!!
• Turns out he was there to introduce an Adam Sandler guitar song! FUCK YEAH!!!
• That’s Dan Bulla on the keyboard. Apparently Adam was responsible for recommending him to SNL, as they had worked together on some comedy specials.
• It’s sad that this is the only time we get a Victoria Jackson mention tonight, even though she was apparently in the audience.
• I’m getting tears in my eyes when he brings up Phil and Chris Farley at the end…Who knew that Adam fucking Sandler would give us one of the most emotional moments of this special??!
• I don’t normally rate the musical performances, but, since this was so good…
Sketch: New York 50th Musical
New York is celebrated.
• ANOTHER Mulaney musical sketch?!??? Did we really need two in one season??? Jesus Christ, these sketches aren’t as iconic as SNL and the media think they are.
• I should be more excited to see David Spade, but we just saw him a few episodes ago as Hunter Biden.
• They’re clearly running out of ideas for these, as the inciting line from Pete in this one is just him saying that he’s moving to New York.
• Fuck, it’s Maya singing again! And she’s dressed as…a heroin needle…could it be any more obvious why I hate these sketches??!!???
• Not even the sight of Adam Driver in a hot dog costume is making me laugh.
• Why are they singing the Fame theme song if this is supposed to be the 70s? Didn’t that come out in the 80s?
• Hey, it’s G.E. Smith, mugging up a storm as always!!! And he’s rocking out with Paul Shaffer!
• NATHAN LANE!!!!!!! The episode he hosted in Season 23 is an underrated classic, and it’s such a surprise to see him on the show again!!! Unfortunately, he’s there to sing a cocaine-themed parody of “Hakuna Matata”, because reference!!! To a movie that won’t come out until 1994!!! Did they just randomly pick these celebrities without thinking about if they made sense in these particular decades???
• Despite my saltiness, Lane is still as amazing as ever. It brings me right back to my childhood listening to his voice on that George and Martha cartoon (which coincidentally also featured SNL’s Tony Rosato).
• Putting Jason Sudeikis and Will Forte in fake mustaches will never NOT be funny! Their song is actually making me laugh for a change!
• On an unrelated note, I can see Brad Hall (!) behind them as they’re arguing! Nice to see him on the show again! Also, you can see Woody Harrelson in the background with a zoned-out expression. Guess he’s tired of this shit too!!!
• I did get a laugh at John introducing Kristen’s character as a prostitute.
• No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! IT’S MOTHERFUCKING KATE GIULIANI AGAIN!!!!! *I grab a gun and shove it in my mouth like Budd Dwyer, pulling the trigger and sparing myself from having to watch this bullshit again*
• And now Lin-Manuel Miranda is there to do a shitty parody of a song from his musical? Why is this still going on????
• Oh, and just to screw me over even more, now there’s a drag version of Michael Bloomberg, played by Sarah. *I put a plastic bag over my head and suffocate myself to death*
• *sigh* Mulaney actually tells Sarah that her impression is “great”. I don’t know what impression you heard, buddy, but that sounded awful!
• Another genuine laugh from a tall, unknown extra playing Bill DeBlasio.
• James Austin Johnson is wasted with a small role as a whiskey bottle.
• Mulaney: “Remember what this city gave you!” Pete: “Herpes?” Okay, that did get a chuckle from me.
• And Kenan comes out at the end as the lobster from the original sketch. Holy shit, does that mean that this is going to be the final installment??? It better fucking be!!!
• Overall, that was definitely the worst of these sketches. It was way too long, had several extremely annoying elements, and in general, there was kind of a half-assed aura to it. However, I did surprisingly get a few laughs from it, which has never happened before.
Montage: Commercials
• Ugh, it’s fucking Alec Baldwin. Please go away!!!
• Anyway, the only reason he’s here is to introduce our next montage: one about commercials!!!
• I love how this starts off with the iconic “Oops! I Crapped My Pants!” (“How do you know so much about Oops! I Crapped My Pants?” “I’m wearing them, and I just did.”)
• All of our favorites are here!!! “Colon Blow”! “Happy Fun Ball”! “Mom Jeans”! They’re all there!!!
• Nice to see some Tim Robinson representation with the hilarious “Z Shirts” commercial!
• And you know I loved seeing the “Toilet Death Ejector” again!!!
Sketch: Bronx Beat
Betty and Jodi interview Miles Teller before everyone’s favorite verklempt old lady Linda Richman hijacks the show.
• Not too thrilled to see this again. I’m not a big fan of sketches where the only joke is the way people talk. And SNL has done waaaaaay too many sketches about how funny New Yorkers talk.
• At least Miles Teller is a welcome presence, reminding me of how much I liked him as a host, despite the horrid material he was saddled with.
• So far, I’m not exactly hating this like I thought I would…but I’m not laughing, either.
• Random and unexpected appearance from Mike Myers as his Linda Richman character, the first time she’s appeared since 1997. I love Mike Myers and all, but not one of my favorite characters of his. I would have preferred seeing the return of Dieter, to be honest.
• Thanks to his aging, he now resembles an old lady more than he did while he was in the cast. This also leads to a funny blooper when he has trouble pronouncing “shpilkis in his genechtagazoink”.
• And there goes the overused “I’m feelin’ verklempt” catchphrase.
• Not much to say about this one, really. What was the point of even bringing Miles Teller on stage when they were just going to forget about him halfway through for memberberries?
Musical Performance: “Uproar”, “Lollipop”, “6 Foot 7”, “A Milli” by Lil Wayne, The Roots, and DJ T. Lewis
In Memoriam Montage
Tom Hanks introduces a montage of all the moments that are considered “problematic”nowadays.
• Alternate title: “If you laughed at any of these, then you are a Trump supporter”
• Is it wrong that I laughed at a lot of these???
• Nice use of Adrien Brody’s infamous “rude boy” routine that got him in trouble.
• I got an unintentional laugh from seeing a young Larry David in one of the clips.
• Some of these “problematic” moments aren’t even that bad. The one with Ben Affleck yelling at Fred as a disabled man was kind of the point. They were showing what a horrible person he was for discriminating against the disabled.
• There’s the classic clip of Norm saying that SNL doesn’t hire women!
• Again, the section showing off “problematic” makeup (i.e. blackface) is missing the point that some (not all) of those examples were satirical. For example, the one of Kevin Nealon in Al Jolson-esque makeup was making fun of the time when Ted Danson roasted Whoopi Goldberg in blackface, and the one with Joe Piscopo and Eddie dressed as Chinamen was mocking advertising companies and their use of stereotypical mascots.
• It doesn’t help that all of the examples shown have been pixelated to protect the snowflakes in the audience. SNL needs to stop being pussies and acknowledge their sometimes offensive past.
• They even censor a clip of Fred’s Prince impression, even though we JUST SAW HIM DOING IT AT THE CONCERT THE OTHER NIGHT!!!!
• Great ending with the montage of criminal guests such as OJ, Diddy, and Jared Fogle.
Sketch: Debbie Downer
Debbie airs her grievances at a bar.
• Jimmy Fallon, Ayo Edebiri, and Drew Barrymore is such an odd combination.
• Debbie Downer?!!?? Holy shit, talk about unexpected!
• As much as I hate that this character became recurring, I will never get tired of those “wah-waaaaah” sound effects.
• I like the variation on the routine with chicken sounds being played instead after Debbie talks about the bird flu.
• I’m amazed that Jimmy hasn’t cracked up once. That’s clearly the reason why they put him in this, but it’s just not happening.
• Maybe it’s just the festive atmosphere, but I’m actually liking Ayo’s performance here more than I did when she hosted.
• Fuck, now we have a DeNiro appearance. Can’t wait to see him botch all of his lines!!!!
• I like the fake-out with Debbie doing the “You talkin’ to me?” routine, only it turns out to just be a genuine question because she has dry-eye and can’t see properly.
• Amazingly, DeNiro only screws up once, and it takes a while for it to actually happen. By default, this is his most professional appearance on SNL.
• And, of course, they had to get in a feline AIDS reference at the end. Meow meooooooowwwww!